$15 Trillion Dollar Bill to Save the Economy?

There is a serious question on my mind. Why is it not possible to just simply make up a $15 trillion dollar bill and have government officials hand it to themselves in order to pay off all of our national debt?

Here’s a typical response to such a question: “Money is backed exclusively by gold!” Hey idiot- hey stupid f**k- why don’t you stop fidgeting with your weiner and listen for once in your life? Money was only backed by gold when folks were still riding around in steam-powered cars. The government took us off of the gold standard a long time ago and they’ve been printing monopoly-money ever since.

Even if our money was still backed by gold, I really have to ask the question- just what the f**k is gold anyway? Shiny rocks?! Are we that primitive a species that we base our entire planet’s economic worth on rocks?

What’s the answer then to the globe’s economic mess? Well, we could try the $15 trillion dollar bill idea or we could just get rid of all money, all debt, and thus all worry and instantly declare the whole world the common heritage of everyone who lives on the planet. It’s a good idea- perhaps the only idea that makes sense (which is why such an idea won’t ever be discussed on mainline propaganda outlets like CNN, Fox News, and the others).

I’m serious. We either get rid of money now or face the threat of a total break-down of civilization. Can we learn to share, boys and girls? Can we get it through our thick, primoridal skulls that money only serves as a detriment to the species?

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