California Wants to Force Kids to Learn About Gay Butt-Sex

This could only happen in California… but could easily spread to the rest of the country. A bill is heading to the governor’s desk that if signed and passed into law, would FORCE children in Social Studies class to learn about the “accomplishments” of gays, lesbians, and these so called “transgendered” people. The bill will also BAN any adverse statements made against the aforementioned “new nobility”- in other words, those whom it is soon going to become illegal to utter one word against.

My philosophy is simple- do as you please- stick your dick into another man’s bunghole- just don’t teach MY kids that doing so is so much cooler than having just regular old hetero-sex! By the way, at least heterosexuals have more options in terms of sexual practices. If I wanted, I could dick a girl in both her butt or in her pussy. If I were gay however, I’d only have one option- the poopy poophole.

And what’s up with this gay “accomplishments” rubbish? What if these accomplishments aren’t historically relevant to what is normally being taught? Is a teacher going to devote one lesson on George Washington (an “evil heterosexual male” according to the major universities) and then skip right to a more recent incident when a gay dude cornholed a police officer after a routine cavity search? I mean, if something of significance has been accomplished by someone, that person will be learned about in school anyway. WHY would this individual’s sexual preference even matter the slightest?!

I’m not anti-gay, I’m anti-stupid f**king bulls**t- and what we have here with this California bill is stupid f**king bulls**t to the utmost. Teach your damn history lessons without all the gay butt-f**king! Save that s**t for the pornos where it can be thoroughly enjoyed!

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