DHS warns Americans to prepare for ‘zombie apocalypse’
Grant J. Kidney — The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is urging citizens to be on the look out for real life zombies.
In a bizarre recent Citizen Corps seminar hosted by the DHS, emergency planners were informed that if they were prepared for a true onslaught of flesh-eating zombies, then they’d be prepared for anything be it an earthquake, pandemic, terrorist attack, or the end of the world as we know it.
Organizers for Citizen Corps have speculated that the unusual warning issued by the DHS may have had something to do with Halloween which is fast approaching. But how likely is it that of all institutions, the U.S. government would attempt to rouse holiday spirit?
During the Citizen Corps seminar, emergency planners were told that having a good supply of water, extra clothes, and an evacuation route all figured out were essential should disaster strike. As noted by the Huffington Post, the government’s recommendations to planners eerily resemble the ’33 rules for dealing with zombies’ as laid out in the 2009 film, ‘Zombieland’.
With incidents of cannibalism on the rise globally, does the DHS know something that we don’t? Why issue such an uncanny warning at what would seem the most coincidental of times?
Reports have been flying in over how various government agencies are arming to the teeth with billions of rounds of hollow point ammunition. Many have espoused the theory that perhaps the government is gearing up for civil unrest in the wake of a total financial collapse and is hence doing what it can to prepare for a battle with insurrectionists and revolutionaries. But could such a massive purchase of ammunition prove to be for some other reason yet unknown like that of an impending, zombie-like pandemic?
If some kind of nightmarish virus were to be unleashed upon the public, it would no doubt have been done so by forces inside of the government seeking a new form of power differential at the expense of millions of lives. With many provable incidents of government ‘false flag’ attacks on record, one will know exactly where to point the finger if folks begin tearing each other’s faces off en masse.
While the government is correct that an abundant supply of water and a good evacuation route are absolutely essential to survival, it must not be ignored just how effective a good semi-auto would prove at one’s side when all of civilization begins to flush down the tubes. After all, according to the movies, shooting zombies in the head is the only way to effectively deal with what might soon transform into a real life problem.
If the DHS isn’t just playing some kind of mind game with this recent warning of a zombie apocalypse, then now would be the perfect time to ready for what could become an unprecedented, global catastrophe.