Freak Boy Becomes First Girl Scout in the Nation

So there’s this little boy in Colorado who thinks he’s a girl. One day the obviously visible boy with boy parts like a dick and an eventual hairy ball-sack, asked his weakling mommy if he could become a girl-scout. Mommy obliged- and so did the Girl Scouts of America.

The LA Times spoke with the Colorado Girl Scout division over the matter,

“We feel it is important to include all girls, so when a family says, ‘This is my daughter and she wants to be a Girl Scout,’ we are not going to question that,”

When a boy joins the Girl Scouts, you know civilization is doomed.

There’s no such thing as a “transgendered person”, I hate to break it to you. If you were born with a cock, you’re a dude, no questions asked. If I had a kid and he started playing with Barbie dolls, I’d slap the little sucker silly until he stopped.

The movement to give these ‘LGBT’ people special rights in America ought to be seen as a detriment to true minorities like black people. You’re not a minority if you like giving or taking it up the ass- you just have a different way of enjoying sex. And you’re most certainly not a minority if you dress up in drag pretending to be a member of the opposite sex.

My question is this- just what in the hell is the government pumping into our water supply that has men these days looking and acting so weak and pathetic? Where are the type of guys who wake up at four in the morning and bust their ass all day long just to provide a living for their families? Instead we have nothing but a bunch of scrawny cowards who lay on the couch playing X-Box all day- or little boys who want to wear skirts and go door to door selling cookies.

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