Funny New Government Propaganda: Terrorists Want to Put Bombs Inside of People’s Bodies

Uh oh! Are you scared yet? I sure am! Scared that people would actually believe such rubbish. According to the Associated Press, the U.S. government now believes that terrorists seek to surgically implant bombs inside of airplane passengers. Nevermind the fact that even within the official AP article, it is clearly stated that there is no intelligence to even back up such an absurd claim.

Has the security apparatus designed to supposedly protect folks from terrorist bombers after 9/11 really worked to keep us safe? Proponents of the Orwellian, Big Brother control grid vote “yes” on the aforementioned citing virtually no major threats since 9/11. However, BEFORE 9/11, what were the major threats? With just minimal security, how many times were we attacked? The same amount of times that we were attacked AFTER 9/11, and that is ZERO.

This rather comical government propaganda about spooky bogeymen wanting to cut open our bodies and put bombs inside of us is an obvious plot to keep people afraid and thus more willing to submit to cavity searches, retina scans, thumb-prints, and DNA sampling. Any which way you turn, the sexual perverts behind the cloak of government want to stick their hands down your pants and feel up your private parts.

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