How to Become Invincible to Gun Grabbing Politicians

When politicians aren’t grabbing their own “guns” (penises in other words) and posing for thirteen year old girls, they’re coming for your guns and doing what every dictator in history has done- disarming the population so that they’re much easier to rule over.

In recent days, the Obama administration has launched a great undermining of the second amendment by forcing all gun dealers to fill out a “suspicious persons” report when someone attempts to buy two or more guns at a time. The greater issue at hand however is the fact that Obama has decided that he doesn’t need Congress to tell him whether or not he can legally do this. That’s right, he’s decided- with a stroke of the pen- to put this law into place without any sort of vote to the aforementioned- a clear sign of dictatorship.

In some states, the government is attempting to place a one dollar tax on every bullet sold- a move that the overlords of society hope to help curb the selling of ammunition. I’m sure in some back room somewhere that it’s been discussed that if they can’t legally take away our guns, they can just easily outlaw ammunition thus rendering firearms useless.

For those new to the philosophy of gun-ownership or to those who think guns are a danger to society, I prod you to check the pages of history and to notate that just shortly before any government came for you in the middle of the night, snatching you from the warmth of your home and placing you into a forced labor camp, they first disarmed you so that resistance would thus be rendered futile. The artificial fear of gun-ownership in society, generated by government, is a propaganda ploy to get folks behind any move that would strip the population of firearms.

So what if the government does indeed outlaw guns as a precursor to throwing us all into concentration camps? How do we become immune to this predatory act of betrayal? Easy. Have we forgotten the effectiveness of bows and arrows? Back in medieval times, bows and arrows would inflict huge amounts of damage to persons or their property. In every war before the invention of the gun, flaming arrows shooting straight through someone’s chest was common place.

Have we forgotten the effectiveness of bows and arrows?

Archery is a forgotten skill- but one I think most people should learn. Bows and arrows are lethal. They’ve been used for hunting throughout the centuries and have demonstrated beyond a shadow of any doubt that they can pierce right through the skin and shatter bone. All of this talk of gun-grabbing moves by the federal government is nothing to worry about- because when government takes away our guns, we’re all just going to switch to more “primitive” (but really more “civilized”) forms of weaponry that could just as easily take down a whole army as such have done in the past.

If you’re considering buying a firearm for the first time, do so. But really consider the benefits of a more “eco-friendly” form of weaponry, bows and arrows. Even a good cross-bow at one’s side is really all that one will ever need!

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