I’m Tired of Hearing About Gay People Getting Married!
I’ve grown sick to death lately over all of the news of gay marriage. I have no beef with the gay lifestyle and encourage all to explore themselves sexually in a manner which is most pleasing to one’s own self. However, all of this talk over how “historic” the push for “marriage equality” is truly gets beneath my skin and causes me extreme frustration.
I would like to point out a few things that may be considered “controversial” to some- but controversy is king here at GRANTJKIDNEY.com, and I have no intention whatsoever of watering down my opinions.
First off, gay people are NOT a minority- neither are so called “transgendered” folk. When it comes to sexuality, we all have our preferences- our likes and dislikes. If a man is desirous of giving or taking it up the cornhole, he is by no means a member of an oppressed minority group- he simply has a delicious taste in sexuality. Subsequently, if a chick digs licking another chick’s cooch, she too is by no means an oppressed minority- she is simply desirous of carpet-munching. Now a black dude singled out exclusively because of the color of his skin, getting smacked in the face by a cop’s nightstick then electrocuted by a high-voltage taser is what I would call a true example of brutality and oppression directed toward an actual minority group.
If the government were to get out of the marriage business once and for all, no longer would we have to hear about how stupendous gay marriage really is- and that we should all dump our heterosexual lifestyles for the more exotic homosexual experience. People should be free to do as they please- to marry, to f**k, to suck, and to take it up the poop-chute. Hell, if someone wanted to marry their pet Cactus, I feel that it’s that person’s right- why should they be restricted OR encouraged by the State to do so?
I’ll end this rant with an afterthought concerning these “gay pride parades”. If gay folk truly believe they’re engaged in a fight for their civil liberties, why not act a bit more professional like the black folk who fought tooth and nail for racial equality here in the United States? Did Martin Luther King attend rallies wearing nothing but a bow-tie and a speedo-thong dancing to the tune of The Village People? Grow up and perhaps you’d win over a lot of respect from your “evil” heterosexual overlords who make life so difficult for the greater fudge-packing community!