Mentally Retarded ‘Jedi Knight’ Arrested by Police in a Toy Store
This is pretty innocent news piece that I thought was just outright hilarious. Of course it has nothing to do with what I normally zero in on, but it certainly brightened up my day as I hope it does yours.
Grant J. Kidney
Associated Press— An Oregon judge is using his force to order a 45-day jail sentence and mental health evaluation for a would-be Jedi who attacked toy store customers with light sabers last December.
David Allen Canterbury told Judge Kenneth Walker that he is already seeking mental health treatment. Canterbury also apologized to his victims.
The Oregonian reports (http://is.gd/LWuDHh ) that the 33-year-old Canterbury pleaded no contest Monday to assault and resisting arrest.
Portland police say Canterbury had a Star Wars light saber in each hand as he swung at three customers last Dec. 14 at a Toys R Us store. He carried the light sabers outside the store and swung at police.
Officers eventually wrestled him to the ground.
Canterbury has been banned from the toy store.