10 Easy Steps to World War III

Grant J. Kidney— The situation brewing over Iran’s decision to cut off crucial oil to both the UK and France has prompted even the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Martin E. Dempsey to warn against going off to war with the Islamic Republic.

According to a top Russian general, the west is preparing to strike Iran by summer. Unless a wrench is thrown in to the works and the U.S. war machine comes to its senses, then a very dangerous- potentially thermonuclear scenario- is likely.

The following is a hypothetical, step-by-step series of events which could signal the end of the world as we know it as brought on by the west launching headlong in to a war with Iran.

1.) The Israeli government decides its high time to take out several Iranian nuclear facilities utilizing an airforce that was bought and paid for by the U.S. taxpayer.

2.) Just as soon as the first bomb is dropped over Tehran, the U.S. war machine pledges unwavering support to its Jewish ally in the middle east.

3.) U.S. warships stationed in the Strait of Hormuz launch several missiles at various targets in Iran. Hospitals, schools, and apartment buildings are blown to bits. Many thousands of innocents are slaughtered.

4.) Immediately, Russia warns the U.S. and Israel to back off stressing that a strike on Iran is considered a direct assault upon Russia’s own national security. Good folks in the U.S. military urge their commanders to take heed of the Russian warning. However, after consulting with the Israeli government, the U.S. finds itself obligated to carry on citing a long lasting partnership with the so called ‘holy’ nation of Israel.

5.) Israel begins a ground assault and blows away hundreds, if not thousands of civilian casualties using weapons of war- again, bought and paid for by the U.S. taxpayer.

6.) Russia is faced with no other choice but to activate submarines stationed throughout the Hormuz region. Russian subs begin firing on both Israeli and U.S. targets.

7.) The Chinese government calls Barack Obama and condemns his and Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu’s actions abroad. The Chinese warn that if the U.S. doesn’t pull away from conflict, that the People’s Republic of China will have no option but to ally with their Russian partners in the fight against U.S. forces.

8.) Barack Obama stubbornly ignores the Chinese warning because he was told to do so by the true powers who dominate western nations. Billions of dollars will be made from the new international conflict after all.

9.) The joint U.S./Israeli conflict becomes a NATO conflict as several other member nations like Britain and France gleefully jump in to battle in retaliation for Iran’s cutting off of its oil supply.

10.) China lays down the hammer and begins a ground invasion of the United States so as to potentially frighten the U.S. government in to laying down arms. Armed citizens defending their families fight back against the invading Chinese.

World War III will have officially begun- and we haven’t even gotten to the juicy part when several major cities around the world are annihilated by immensely powerful hydrogen bombs!

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