The elite are disabling penises to prevent continuation of the species

Published October 2, 2012

Grant J. Kidney — In the United States alone, over 30 million men cannot achieve an erection. Now compare this data to levels evident way back in the 1950′s. The general trend has been that male sexual functionality has witnessed a rapid decline.

One startling reality is to see generic Viagra alternatives being peddled on each of the major porno websites. Rather than advocating a healthy method of restoring one’s sexual vitality, prescription drugs are offered up as the only workable solution to erectile dysfunction.

The truth of the matter is that all of the chemicals and toxins that a man is exposed to on a daily basis have quite literally stripped him of his sexual health. In the public drinking supply, fluoride helps to reduce one’s IQ as a dangerous mixture of other such poisons work to disable human sexual organs.

Diet also plays a major role in a man’s sexual well-being. Candies, cakes, soda pops, GMOs, and other hazardous ‘foods’ can restrict proper blood flow to the penis.

The elite controllers of this planet intend for everyone to become infertile slaves who will require a special injection just so that they may have children. After all, if a man can’t ‘get it up’, how will he ever be able to impregnate a woman?

Think this is just too nutty to believe? Enter John P. Holdren, Obama’s science czar. Holdren advocates involuntarily reducing human fertility as a means to depopulate the planet. The proof is in the pudding- the elite want us dysfunctional and/or dead.

Fight back! Cure your erectile dysfunction now!

If your penis has been disabled by the elite, here are a few natural cures to treat your most depressing of flaws. Remember, Viagra is not a cure. Like all prescription drugs, symptoms are merely masked for a short amount of time until the next expensive pill is popped.

-Stop drinking soda pop. It is possible that carbonated drinks prevent healthy blood flow throughout one’s body. Proper blood flow is 100% necessary for an erection to happen. [Source]

-Drink three cups of coffee per day. Coffee is said to combat certain forms of diabetes. Studies have shown that diabetic males are more likely to have erectile problems. Caffeine (from natural drinks like coffee) may also help to boost a man’s energy levels to a sufficient enough degree whereby an erection becomes possible. [Source]

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ‘Pectin’, found in apples, helps to reduce stress levels as well as lower blood/sugar. Stress coupled with high blood pressure is sure to make it harder to achieve an erection. [Source]

-Jog. Just lightly around the block even. Jogging gets the heart pumping and the blood flowing- a very important step in curing erectile dysfunction.

-Spinach, garlic, and artichokes. All three are very potent ‘aphrodisiacs’. Eat lots and lots if your penis has become a flaccid piece of junk.

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