The Reason People are Rioting in Greece
Riots have erupted big time in ol’ ancient Greece, land of Zeus, home of the Gyro. Lots of people are getting hurt- and all of this completely unnecessary. What is the reason for such carnage? Why such vivid photographs showing bloodied and crippled protesters running from both smoke-bombs and police officers who are indistinguishable from Star Wars Storm Troopers?
A close examination of the Greek riots will reveal a populace in distress over having been ass-f**ked by the big-banking elite. The act of ass-f**king is called “going Greek”, but those doing the butt-reaming are by no means Greek themselves- we’re dealing with a multinational criminal gang who’s made it their top priority bankrupting nations then swooping in and collecting what little remains. It’s called “financial terrorism”.
Who are these malicious financial terrorists who are turning Greece inside out and forcing the good people of that beautiful country into a frenzy to end all others? Why, it’s the very same rats we hear about here in the United States! Go figure. You’ve got the usual suspects here- J.P. Morgan, Goldman Sachs, etc. What’s going on is pretty obvious- a tiny group of wealthy control freaks are engaged in the biggest bank heist in history. Rather than going for just one vault full of cash, these cock-suckers are depleting treasuries across the globe.
The Greek’s are keen to the plan of these multinational crooks. Americans haven’t yet caught on- but that’s because we’re a nation full of folks walking around with “back tits” and who’s national past time it is beating off whilst staring at a 100″, hypnotic television screen. The Greeks know what’s coming- and that’s global serfdom, my friends. That’s right- as all the good jobs in this world vanish forever and more and more are displaced from any sort of meaningful work, one day soon we’re all going to wake up and ask ourselves “what the f**k happened?!” Trust me- you’ll see one or two assholes zipping by in Ferraris as the rest of us pick up s**t by the road-side. And with current statistics such as 1% of the world’s population owning half of all the world’s wealth, my predictions are by no means unreasonable.
You go, Greece. Light up the streets full of fire and carnage. Don’t stop until you’ve got the heads of those who’ve betrayed you on pikes!