TSA to Start Molesting Bus Passengers as Gross, Police State Expands

The current statistic is that two out of five Americans will be avoiding holiday travel via airplane this season all due to resistance to the intrusive, TSA pat-downs at airports across the nation. To counter this resistance, the TSA will now be occupying bus stations- as well as your children’s pants when you and your family decide to hop on a Greyhound to go see grannie for Christmas.

Homeland ‘Insecurity’ is asking for $24 million of your tax payer dollars to be pumped in to efforts at establishing gestapo like checkpoints at bus and train stations throughout the nation. In other words, you’re paying the government to grope your crotch at a rate which is much more expensive than what the average flesh-peddler out on the streets would charge.

The TSA has approximately 25 ‘VIPER’ teams (Visible Intermodal Prevention and Response Units) at their disposal. A VIPER team can pop up in any city and at any time unannounced to perform Nazi like searches of innocent, highway travelers who just want to hurry to get to the bath-house before it closes. 

Ask yourself, how would you like adult men who call themselves ‘vipers’ sticking their perverted hands down your three year old daughter’s ass crack? These people are wicked monsters and they will stop at nothing to make ‘we the slaves’ feel humiliated in our own country!

Now that the TSA will be patting down bus passengers, I suppose I won’t be riding the bus anymore either. But where will this madness stop? Will the TSA soon randomly stop folks riding their bikes or skateboards and demanding that they drop their shorts?

I’ve never been patted down by the TSA. If I were however, I’d pull down my pants right-quick and start masturbating in their faces. Either that or I’d just bend over and blast them with a healthy dose of anal-fudge. If its perversion these people want, its perversion they’re gonna get!

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